The Enigma Of Flatness
by Devon Keene

I realized, after I'd been drinking heavily and was strung out sniffing Alpo, that we had just one Sci-Fi story. The rest of them are all fantasy,and can one really call itself a page for Sci-Fi/Fantasy if there is just one representative from one of the categories? Would that make me a dishonest beagle? What is actually in this can of Alpo?

Obviously questions best left for a day when I have more vino and a fresh can of Alpo, like right now. While I do that, enjoy this buddy tale with a bit of rapier wit.

Where DID I leave the can opener?